“Honey, does this jacket go with my delusions?”
Holy shit, you guys. I was not going to write anything today. I wanted to watch Training Day, write some mean jokes about my friends and just relax before I hit the road to do comedy with Mike Keegan, Terry McNeely and George Gallo. We will be in Bristol, PA at The Comedy Works this weekend. Come down for a laugh!
Today, I saw this article:
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GUY WHO FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND EVERY BOY LIKE HIM
Seriously, you guys…I don’t think I’ve [literally] ever come across a crazier, more psychopathic, delusional article. Is it me or is that article’s title missing a preposition? Whatever. This article is personalized and everything. This writer for the Elite Daily (of course it is the Elite Daily…because who else?) has lost her god damn mind because a guy didn’t return her text. We have to discuss this. We just have to.
I apologized for being so busy last night. Rather than writing a bunch of words, today I had to do some video editing, downloading and uploading. So here is fruits to my labor. This is a video I did from performing for the Second Loves and New York Bully Crew charities at The Emporium in Patchogue, NY. I was the Master of Ceremonies hosting this show so it wasn’t my normal 10 minute set. There was a crowd of over 300 people and it was a lot of fun. I looked like a DJ for a gay wedding. Enjoy.
Thanks to Dave Harris for the video.
Live at The Emporium
Here is my unsolicited apology. I have been ignoring the blog. Life gets in the way, guys. I don’t like to force the writing for this website. No one pays me for this shit. I do it because I like it. I don’t want my writing to come off like a contrived job. I have more respect for myself and you. I also wanted to see how much traffic that the site draws on its own without posting to Facebook and Twitter every day. I am satisfied with how well this blog actually does.
So what have I been up to? Making awful mistakes in my personal life, wearing pink shirts, performing stand up comedy, doing photo shoots (more information to come upon the website’s release) and doing all of the internet operations for Get Involved Comedy (big things coming in the next few months). I’ve been a busy little Hughbear. There was no purpose to any of that other than just to brag, but whatever.
Take the jump to hear a solid rant!
The Elite Daily is the bane of my existence
Again, my dumb Facebook friends are reposting the Elite Daily. I recently made some cuts to the feminists and club sluts on my news feed so it will slow down a tad. Hopefully. However, I found this article interesting because I like to read what the opposite sex looks for in a person. It makes me feel like I’m reading secret documents.
The opening paragraph of this article uses the word “court” which is suiting for the dating world. You have to dress up like you are in court. You have to fool some lady with a hammer in to thinking you are a nice boy. Then you have to pay thousands of dollars to stay out of trouble. I’m not sure that analogy worked. I just hate the legal system.
Follow me, please.
Sad lil fella.
I spoke about this once before. Dealing with depression can be a lifelong battle. If not for you, then maybe someone you know and love. It’s a serious thing and often people are being discredited by someone calling them something like a pussy or over-sensitive. I can agree that sometimes people are hyper-sensitive sissies but you have to admit that there is such thing as life-crippling depression. Okay? Deal? Deal.
The counter argument to mental illness is that most of these mental illnesses are recently new. And follow me on this because I would agree with some of these people ranting about mental illness because modern medicine has recently had the luxury to spend more time on the brain and how it works thus giving titles to diseases that were once dismissed as witchcraft or demon possession. Yeah, there were no people with depression or ADHD in the 1600′s because those people were given full lobotomies, left to die of starvation in their beds or cooked in their front yards by a mob of angry villagers.
Humans are interesting creatures because we go against Darwinism, in a way. Obviously we have survived this long because we are very adaptable. It’s not the strongest that survive but the ones that are most willing (or able) to change. We harbor the weak. The strong protect the sickly and dying. We don’t just let people with down-syndrome get eaten by lions anymore. We don’t allow people with depression to commit suicide either. Strange, right? Those people who think ADHD or depression doesn’t exist are lucky because if they know someone who feels it first hand, they would be shamed into thinking differently.
Go home, snake. You’re drunk.
Welcome. This is my 100th post to this website. I was very excited to do something special but really, I want to act like I’ve been there before and celebrate every little minuscule achievement. So that’s when I got to thinking…
These days there is a lot of talk about the legalization of marijuana in the United States. I figured I would weigh in on the topic because every time I hear people talk about it, I want to start slamming doors and scissor kicking children. Some people are just belligerently ignorant to so many facts. On both sides. Kicking ass and taking stances after the jump!