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The busiest man on the planet who does nothing is back with another twisted adventure into the mind of a cynic. I think I saw someone post about this topic a while ago. I saved one line in my phone and I can’t find the source at all. So bear with me, my integrity as a journalist is at stake here!
Also, I think this blog has been labeled as a “Dating Advice Column” but I would like to stress that I merely like to write about marital relationships because I find them interesting. I also would like this blog to be about all sorts of relationships. This post leans more towards relationships in general, not just the sexy kind.
More after the jump.
That flower can talk!
Reading an article from my friends at UPROXX (click for source), I stumbled upon the most annoying person in the world. This post might send you into orbit. I know I bash women for being crazy on this website, so to be fair I will rip this guy a new asshole because he is a gigantic douche. This guy has a list of “Deal breakers” and they are all ridiculous. He must be forever alone because there is no way he found someone who follows all of these rules. Also, the list is quite long. Long and annoying. Is there a penis reference there? Ah, whatever it’s late.
If you don’t know what a deal breaker is, I will explain. A deal breaker is a non-negotiable aspect of a relationship in which you will not budge or compromise on. For some people it could be smoking. They will not date a smoker. I will say that this guy is a little more specific than this. More after the jump.
Manchester Orchestra- Colly Strings
I had to turn off all of the lights and put a hood up for this one. I turned on some music that you didn’t even know existed. This will get deep. I haven’t put any thought into this post. I also haven’t created any fresh, original content in a while so I figured we would try something out.
More after the jump
I replied to a casting call for a television show. It’s about the NYC dating scene. They asked me to send in a video describing myself. They wanted me to super bubbly and excited for 15 minutes. I sent them 8 minutes of this. I think I covered all the non-negotiables. I know it’s long but I think you’ll enjoy it.
Mahalo. I have a cool opportunity this Saturday (6/21/2014). I will be on the In The Mixx Radio Show from 7pm-9pm to promote a gig I have on 6/26/2014. The gig will be at The Southern Comfort Cafe in Orange, NJ. I will be featured on the “Boy I Gotcha Comedy” Show run by Yolanda Mac who was just signed to Wu-Tang Management by Jimmy Kang himself. This show will be a lot of fun. So to listen to the radio show, click the link above. Also, when the show starts you can call in. So hit up (718)-705-4959 when the show starts so we can shoot the shit live on the air.
I’ve also included all of the comedy show details as well as the radio show details after the jump. Hope to see or hear from you!
vaya con dios,
IT IS NOT THIS DAY
I see tons of these list every day. It’s all titled something like “Things Girls Do That Guys Don’t Know About” or vice versa. It’s quite stupid. I save them in a file to revisit when I don’t have a head ache because it ultimately will give me one. I’m not going to preface this with much because I’m just mailing it in tonight.
What’s up, internet? I’ve been a busy little Hughbear. Spreading the H(ugh)IV
virus love-drug. The other day I almost got arrested for doing comedy. That’s always fun. Making fun of cops is always a bad idea, it doesn’t matter about the whole “holding a microphone” part.
I’ve been performing like a machine. Make sure to check the “Upcoming Events” tab up top for full information on live comedy shows. I have also been updating Get Involved Comedy with tons of posts so you can find all of the best spots for laughter in the Tri-State area.
I have been featured on another website. EntertainMeLongIsland. Check it out!
Another project that I was on is my friend Rich’s podcast called My Take Radio. He had me on his “Behind the Mic” segment and we had a lot of fun. We talked for like 3 hours but he edited it down. Don’t worry. Even two talented guys like us can’t be entertaining for that long!
Lastly, Yonkers area be on the look for some radio time. My hetero life partner Mike Keegan and I will be joining a show to promote my gig on the 26th in Orange, NJ. It’s at a place called The Southern Comfort Cafe. Mike will be performing in the comedy contest portion of the show and I will be featuring on part of the “Boy I Gotcha Comedy Show.”
vaya con dios,