The Elite Daily is the bane of my existence
Again, my dumb Facebook friends are reposting the Elite Daily. I recently made some cuts to the feminists and club sluts on my news feed so it will slow down a tad. Hopefully. However, I found this article interesting because I like to read what the opposite sex looks for in a person. It makes me feel like I’m reading secret documents.
The opening paragraph of this article uses the word “court” which is suiting for the dating world. You have to dress up like you are in court. You have to fool some lady with a hammer in to thinking you are a nice boy. Then you have to pay thousands of dollars to stay out of trouble. I’m not sure that analogy worked. I just hate the legal system.
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Sad lil fella.
I spoke about this once before. Dealing with depression can be a lifelong battle. If not for you, then maybe someone you know and love. It’s a serious thing and often people are being discredited by someone calling them something like a pussy or over-sensitive. I can agree that sometimes people are hyper-sensitive sissies but you have to admit that there is such thing as life-crippling depression. Okay? Deal? Deal.
The counter argument to mental illness is that most of these mental illnesses are recently new. And follow me on this because I would agree with some of these people ranting about mental illness because modern medicine has recently had the luxury to spend more time on the brain and how it works thus giving titles to diseases that were once dismissed as witchcraft or demon possession. Yeah, there were no people with depression or ADHD in the 1600′s because those people were given full lobotomies, left to die of starvation in their beds or cooked in their front yards by a mob of angry villagers.
Humans are interesting creatures because we go against Darwinism, in a way. Obviously we have survived this long because we are very adaptable. It’s not the strongest that survive but the ones that are most willing (or able) to change. We harbor the weak. The strong protect the sickly and dying. We don’t just let people with down-syndrome get eaten by lions anymore. We don’t allow people with depression to commit suicide either. Strange, right? Those people who think ADHD or depression doesn’t exist are lucky because if they know someone who feels it first hand, they would be shamed into thinking differently.
Go home, snake. You’re drunk.
Welcome. This is my 100th post to this website. I was very excited to do something special but really, I want to act like I’ve been there before and celebrate every little minuscule achievement. So that’s when I got to thinking…
These days there is a lot of talk about the legalization of marijuana in the United States. I figured I would weigh in on the topic because every time I hear people talk about it, I want to start slamming doors and scissor kicking children. Some people are just belligerently ignorant to so many facts. On both sides. Kicking ass and taking stances after the jump!
Speaking of hooking up, where has she been my whole life?
Okay, I’m back to reading the Elite Daily because I hate my life and I see these things from my friends. This article is entitled “The Hook Up Culture Only Exists because this Generation has Never Fallen in Love.” I would say that the article is written by a man, but that sounds like I’m implying that this isn’t a complete abortion of opinions. Not even like a good abortion done by professionals. Like a messy one done with a vacuum bought at Target performed by an abortion survivor.
He starts by breaking a relationship down to the simplest form a man could understand. Friendship and sex. Okay, his emotional capacity is that of a Justin Timberlake movie. He better start making sense or I’m going to start turning into a verbal assassinating ninja vampire.
More after the jump
Wasn’t Oscar Wilde gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Here is a cool little article that came across my WordPress feed. It seems that this James Sama character and I are on the same page. His blog is just a tad more popular than mine. He has me beat by a mere 19,742,000 hits. I’m going to ignore what he looks like as a person in his lil head shot because he might as well be wearing a bullseye. However, I agree with him so I won’t trash him. I’m also going to pretend that I didn’t think his URL was James’ Mama at first.
Check out his article and then follow me after the jump to run down his list with my commentary because I’m a pathetic writer and don’t create content anymore.
FUCK YOU, that’s why.
Hello. I am back from my little stand up comedy expedition in the Midwest. For more information, look at the post that I wrote for the Get Involved Comedy page.
This is a cool article that was sent to me by an anonymous reader so I would like to post it. No I didn’t write it… I will be chiming in with the italics and picture captions, like usual. Thanks to whoever wrote this. Just read it, will ya?